the year is 2012
sexy has disappeared once again
only one man can bring it back
(Source: believed, via super-eklectic1)
You know the saying, “you kiss a lot of frogs before you kiss your prince?” Yeah, WELL I’m bout tired of kissing damn frogs. It’s like, I have no type of emotion towards any man right now. I don’t allow them to upset me and I don’t allow myself to even fully like them. None of these men have given me butterflies, permanent smiles, NOTHING! This is not to say they aren’t trying, because they are. I just feel like each one of them is missing that SPARK, the spark that’s gonna draw me into them fully! Summer is coming up and I would at least like to have a summer boo. Dinner, beach, some fun every now and then…no commitment. I’ve been going out every weekend, different places, enjoying my life and run into nothing but busted ass men. I feel like my clock is ticking in the love department, like seriously. The only good thing that has come out of all of this is…I haven’t settled. Nope. But, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
I’m done with school on 04/29…cap and gown is arriving today and I am starting to become excited. I wasn’t excited at first because it’s only an associate’s degree. But damnit that is a DEGREE. Prospective employers will view me in a different light cause I have a degree! More than the majority of people in my family can say they have and that’s what makes me excited and happy. Now I just gotta find a way to make that real paper, I’m working on that now…I need a salaried position, not hourly. Wish me luck!
Midnight Movie
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze:
Runtime: 125 mins
Released: 22 March 1991 (USA)
Riddle me this: if I tell you I do not want a boyfriend and you offer to take me out still, whose problem is that? Not mine. I already told you what it was. Smh!
Now. Ladies, be honest. Have you ever met a man who asked to pleasure your vagina, orally? No penetration required? I don’t know of its an epidemic or what but men approach me asking to just lick me. REALLY?! I hung out with this guy, strictly platonic, and I left before it got too late. He sends me a text like, “if you would’ve stayed later I would’ve tried to lick your pussy.” what? LOL! That is not needed my dude. Then I have another guy who randomly texts telling me he wonders how I taste. LMAO! Is licking vagina the new black? Or is it just thirst? Let me know…
| Woman: | Can I have birth control? |
| Government: | No. |
| Woman: | I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion? |
| Government: | No. |
| Woman: | I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it? |
| Government: | No. |
| Woman: | Well, why can't I have birth control? |
| Government: | Because. Sex isn't for recreation. |
| Woman: | It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways. |
| Government: | Too bad. |
| Man: | For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control? |
| Government: | Do you have a penis? |
| Man: | YES, YES I DO!! |
| Government: | WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!! |
| Government: | But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want. |
| Woman: | But- |
| Government: | Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy. |
